Celestia: "Each and every pony of you has failed." "Are you trying for a Section Eight?" "Which of you numbnuts let us down?" "Twilight Sparkle, You have dishonored this entire unit!" "You are the sorriest excuses for student I have ever seen!" "Pain is weakness leaving the body." "Down and give me twenty!" "Get with the program!" "If I have to crack on you, I will." "That was an amazing killing spree... by you!" "You are all dishonorably discharged."
- It's Phil-Bot! Me and Karl accidentally killed Philomena, so we made the new Philomena. - Look, Twilight, it's not our fault, it was that blaster! And still don't get it, why he firstly shooted at Philomena? *Spotted a cake at laser flux beam* - ...*sigh* PINKIE!!!!!
"How could you DO something like this!? You've brought both Galactus AND Apokolips here!" "but I..." "Hahaha! Oh, you forget how things work in this little world of yours." "It can't be..." "Oh, but it IS! The handsome rouge, Discord! And I'll save you the trouble of asking all the OBVIOUS questions; I was never re-imprisoned, you'd think I wouldn't learn from the last time? All the bits of chaos these past few months....didn't it occur to you that something was amiss? And this latest endeavor by your most faithful, unwitting student was a mere push in the wrong direction. A few switched textbooks, a couple of conveniently placed items....she DID question it at some point, but a simple nudge or four cleared that up. And lo and behold, the best fireworks Equestria's ever seen!" "Your antics have doomed Equestria-no, the entire planet!" "Details, details. I've already picked out a new planet to terrorize, my plan has been set everything in motion for months. Now I have to take my front row seat to the show, or I'll miss everything. ..oh, and the only use the moon has ever had, by the way, is being my little hideaway. The best view, for the best troll. Bye now, ponies. Sayonara. Arrivederci. Adios, mon capitan! "